You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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