I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
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