I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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