i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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