im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
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