As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Randomize
