I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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