Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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