just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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