I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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