So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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