wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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