Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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