you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
My dick has a subreddit
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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