they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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