epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
