I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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