They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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