Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
