Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
too bad you live with your parents still
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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