Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
The Olympian is in my bed
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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