Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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