North Korea, Best Korea!
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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