just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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