Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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