whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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