I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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