garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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