She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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