I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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