why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
