She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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