hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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