i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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