He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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