At least make sure they are 18
Why
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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