I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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