I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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