awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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