1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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