I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Randomize
