i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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