is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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