he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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