i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
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