I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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