ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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