then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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