i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
