Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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