WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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