It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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