This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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