It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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