fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
